My friend K just sent me this in order to perk me up. It works to a certain extent at least, as I laughed so much after reading this.
Men
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they do not really care for them.
4. Although they do not really care for them, they still have one around.
5. Although they always have one around, they still try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leave them.
7. Although the women leave them, they still do not learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always just "an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
Men
1. All men are extremely busy.
2. Although they are busy, they still have time for women.
3. Although they have time for women, they do not really care for them.
4. Although they do not really care for them, they still have one around.
5. Although they always have one around, they still try their luck with others.
6. Although they try their luck with others, they get really pissed off if the women leave them.
7. Although the women leave them, they still do not learn from their mistakes and still try their luck with others.
Women
1. The most important thing for a woman is financial security.
2. Although this is so important, they still go out and buy expensive clothes.
3. Although they always buy expensive clothes, they never have something to wear.
4. Although they never have something to wear, they always dress beautifully.
5. Although they always dress beautifully, their clothes are always just "an old rag".
6. Although their clothes are always just "an old rag", they still expect you to compliment them.
7. Although they expect you to compliment them, when you do, they never believe you.
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