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Wednesday, March 8, 2006

How To Make A Woman Happy

I read this somewhere about how it is not difficult (?) to make a woman happy. THIS IS NOT MY OWN POINT OF VIEW!

A man only needs to be :

1. a friend
2. a companion
3. a lover
4. a brother
5. a father
6. a master
7. a chef
8. an electrician
9. a carpenter
10. a plumber
11. a mechanic
12. a decorator
13. a stylist
14. a gynaecologist
15. a sexologist (only for married couples)
16. a psychologist
17. a pest exterminator
18. a psychiatrist
19. a healer
20. a good listener
21. an organizer
22. a good father (again, for married couples only)
23. very clean
24. sympathetic
25. athletic
26. warm
27. attentive
28. gallant
29. intelligent
30. funny
31. creative
32. tender
33. strong
34. understanding
35. tolerant
36. prudent
37. ambitious
38. capable
39. courageous
40. determined
41. true
42. dependable
43. passionate
44. compassionate

Without forgetting to :

45. give her compliments regularly
46. love shopping (not necessary actually, at least for me)
47. be honest
48. be very rich (not necessary as well)
49. not stress her out
50. not look at other girls

And at the same time, also :

51. give her lots of attention, but expect little yourself
52. give her lots of time, especially time for herself
53. give her lots of space, never worrying about where she goes

It is very important :

54. Never to forget
- birthdays
- anniversaries
- arrangements she makes

I do not think such a man (ie one who fulfils all these) really exists. No wonder my friends complain they are still single ….

But then, if men have to do all these to make a woman happy, then women should also do all these to make a man happy. A girl cannot expect a guy to do all these for her and be what she wants him to be if she is not willing to do anything back in return. Just like a guy also cannot expect the girl to do everything for him and only just keep taking without giving any back.

3 comments:

LeeCooper said...

OMG... :o

Ole' Wolvie said...

That is the definition of a highly trained slave from planet Pluto.

KaiRiNu said...

lol....
only if.....haha

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