Feeling "Hot"

"How are you feeling today?"

"Very hot actually. I think I'm burning up." (This is in reference to the intense heat wave going around lately.)

"Why? How come? Hot for me? Maybe I call you then we can solve your hotness, what is your number?"

I stopped replying altogether.

Seriously, must everything or anything I (or any girl for that matter) say, mean anything even remotely sexual?!