Lessons From "Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy"

• A white towel is the ultimate protection against enemies.

• Planet Earth was created by beings from a parallel universe.

• A spaceship can take the form of a flower pot, rubber duckie, golf ball and sofa to name a few.

• You can feed brain waves into someone by squeezing lemon juice into brains.

• Men STILL do not understand women, no matter which galaxy they live in. (How true that is!)

• The answer to life and death lies in the human brain of an Earthling.

• Planet Earth is run by white mice.

• Dolphins are more intelligent than humans.

• Doors can sigh.

• A goldfish in your ear is the path to multi-lingual translation.

That's it! I'm migrating to Venus, where I can finally confer and co-exist with my same species. :-)