Lilypie

Thursday, June 16, 2005

Life's Little Observations

· Sales assistants will not bother to be nice unless you dress as if you own a million dollars. (Tried and tested – imagine what sexy evening gowns, formal makeup and a different hairstyle can do for you!)

· People congregate around the middle of the bus like their lives depend on that stretch. As a result, others can neither go on nor off the bus due to blockage.

· People rush into the train when the doors open as if they are running for their lives. Others find it hard to get off, especially if the compartment is crowded and you get pushed to the back just when you need to get off as others are rushing in.

· People take their time going up and down the escalators as if the world has come to a standstill. Others in a rush are not able to push their way through.

· Single men rub their groins against a lone lady in a crowded train. Worse is when the train jerks to a stop – pleasure for the man but humiliation for the lady.

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